DC United grind out a 0-0 draw in Atlanta and sit on seven points from five games. Jon and Ted break down the defense, the offense, and the Spirit's 2-2 draw with Louisville.
DC United beat Chicago Fire 2-1 in Week 4. Jon and Ted break down Peltola's first goal, the Hefti MVP case, Pirani's struggles, and Washington Spirit's opening day loss.
DC United fall 1-2 to Inter Miami in Baltimore. Jon and Ted break down the spectacle, Renée Wilder's icy postgame, Louis Munteanu's best showing yet, and what's next.
DC United fall 1-0 to Austin FC in Week 2. Jon and Ted break down Wilder's pragmatist approach, the Caden Clark mystery, and when Louis Munteanu gets his first start.
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DC United win the 2026 MLS home opener 1-0 over Philadelphia. Jon and Ted break down Peltola's monster game, Baribo's debut, Hopkins' emergence, and what this team could become.
Jon and Ted drove up from Fredericksburg to catch DC United's 2026 home opener live. Here's what it felt like in the stands — and what you couldn't see on TV.